Title: Impromptu
Author/Artist: grrlzombie
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Overall, just m/m sex.
Prompt: Final Fantasy VII: Reno/Rufus, secret relationships - His father would be furious if he knew
Word count: 1797
A/N: This is a few days late. I'm sorry. :( Also, if your name is Clarice, I didn't mean any harm.

Title: Top Secret
Author: jill_dragon
Rating: Hovering somewhere between PG-13 and R
Warnings: Non-explicit: slash, pornography, BDSM, sex toys, bestiality and a whole wack of other kinky shit - none of which is meant to be taken seriously.
Prompt: [Nov.14] Transformers (G1), multiple Autobots; embarrassment - "How is it that when Ravage breaks in here, the Decepticons get all sorts of valuable information, but when we break into their base, we only come back with their porn?
Word count: 2,498
Summary: The Autobots discover the perils of poking around in Soundwave's private files. Pure and utter crack. I'll warn you right now that the pr0n is very bad, but I deliberately wrote it that way so hopefully it'll make a few of you guys laugh a time or two. ~_^

( In MS Word this was filed under Really_Bad_Pr0nz.doc )

http://dragovianknight.insanejournal.com/714707.html

So in that vein, let me throw out this episode synopsis plotbunny, with the understanding that I don't actually expect anyone to write it for me, but if someone did, that would be totally cool.

An old girlfriend of Bonnie's (one with a job suitable for being presumed dead; maybe a spy) returns from the dead and renews their relationship while the Foundation is working on some sensitive project. Suspicious Events occur, which tend to cast suspicion toward Bonnie's girlfriend - and Michael and KITT are pre-disposed against her because they're both jealous (no feelings my ass, KITT), though Devon is far too awesome for such prejudice - but of course she turns out not to be the culprit. And in the reverse of episodic television tradition, she and Bonnie don't go their separate ways at the end. KITT, of course, should overcome his jealousy; Michael I...don't care that much about, frankly, so do what you want with him. *handwave*

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http://dragovianknight.insanejournal.com/714477.html

So in that vein, let me throw out this episode synopsis plotbunny, with the understanding that I don't actually expect anyone to write it for me, but if someone did, that would be totally cool.

An old girlfriend of Bonnie's (one with a job suitable for being presumed dead; maybe a spy) returns from the dead and renews their relationship while the Foundation is working on some sensitive project. Suspicious Events occur, which tend to cast suspicion toward Bonnie's girlfriend - and Michael and KITT are pre-disposed against her because they're both jealous (no feelings my ass, KITT), though Devon is far too awesome for such prejudice - but of course she turns out not to be the culprit. And in the reverse of episodic television tradition, she and Bonnie don't go their separate ways at the end. KITT, of course, should overcome his jealousy; Michael I...don't care that much about, frankly, so do what you want with him. *handwave*

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Woke up this morning and I didn't know where I was. Maybe that's because I've slept in 6 places in the 12 days... unfortunately, only three of them have been at home. :-( Glad I'm not going anywhere for a while after this. I need to reconnect with my hubby, at least.

Title: The Effects of the Gum Gum Flower
Author: Bat
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Femslash, smut, frottage, underage.
Prompt: [Nov. 11th] Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Anyone: seductive - You make me wanna dance/Can we take it to the floor/You have no idea what I have in store
Word count: 1,731
Summary: On their way to Eruyt Village for the first time, Penelo stumbles into something that causes unusual side effects.
A/N: Probably didn't do the best with the 'seductive' part of the prompt, but I came as close as I could. The name of the flower is partially inspired by my missing watching/reading One Piece (been so long!). Hope the OP doesn't mind femslash. ^^; (Apologies for the late entry!)
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• 07:38 @ragnarwalton also, great way to keep me stuck in my room and away from your tv :) #
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Title: Wonderland
Author/Artist: grungust
Rating: R
Warnings: Underage sex, possessiveness
Word count: 2129
Summary: Kamui tries to be a patient, understanding boyfriend. He's still working on it.
A/N: A day late and a dollar short. I apologize profusely.

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